Men have started to get rather clever these days, especially when it
comes to infidelity and indulging in a bit of heavy petting with an
Want to know if he’s doing the elvis-pelvis with his underwear around his ankles?
Here are fifteen signs that will surely help clear your doubt on whether he’s cheating on you, in no time.
#1 He’s wary of his cell phone
he keep his cell phone close to his little heart at all times, even if
he has to go to the loo or take a shower? Well, that’s weird, isn’t it? A
cell phone is almost always the biggest giveaway if a guy’s having an affair.
he crane his neck and see what you’re up to each time you touch his
cell phone? Or do you find an empty inbox or an empty call list? Or
gasp, has he locked his cell phone with a secret password that he doesn’t like sharing? Any of these signs usually mean something’s fishy.
If your man is rather clever, he’d be careful about these signs. But here’s the best
giveaway. When he hears a text beeping on his cell phone, especially
when his phone is further away from him, does he sneak a quick glance at
you first? If he does this all the time, there’s a very good chance
that he’s hoping you don’t reach his phone first, even if you’re closer
to his phone.
#2 That old excuse – Stuck at work
the lamest excuse to use, but surprisingly it’s also extremely
effective. You can’t do a thing about it anyways, can you? Is he
sweating his back in office for several hours after work? There’s a good
chance that he’s sweating for all the wrong reasons.
again, this sign alone isn’t good enough to know for sure. He may truly
be working late, or may even be taking dance lessons with J.Lo like
Richard Gere did. That’s not cheating, that’s him wanting to become a
#3 He grooms himself without any motivation
he spending a lot of time admiring himself in the mirror? Or has he
been splurging on great looking clothes and fragrances without any
It’s alright if he wants to look good, but if he’s trying
to look smart all of a sudden without even consulting you, something’s
probably in the air and it’s just not his new expensive cologne.
all the time, when realization hits a man, he talks about it with his
wife or girlfriend, be it a bulging belly or bad dressing style. But if
his ego hasn’t been shattered by someone else recently and he still
spends time buying clothes (even alone) or lifting weights in the basement, there’s a good chance that he’s either going through a mid life crisis or another pelvis.
#4 He’s never ready for spontaneous sex
can have sex, and then some more. Your man can’t do that, well, unless
he’s a little horny teenager or is extremely aroused by you all of a
Long term relationship… well, what are the chances of that happening unless you’ve brought out your sexy lingerie?
you ever tried to initiate sex with your man after one of his late
nights at work? Chances are, he won’t be ready. Well, tell him you’ll
blow him and bigger chances are, he’ll do anything to push your face
away. Firstly, he’s not going to get an erection. Secondly, he doesn’t
want you sniffing around his privates at a time like this!
#5 He hangs out with friends you haven’t met
he been having lunch with friends you haven’t met? Or does he play golf
with new friends you’ve never seen? When your man is cheating on you,
he wouldn’t want to involve a friend you know well or have even spoken
He’d be afraid that you may just end up calling his friend and asking for him. The best
way for a guy to squirm out of getting caught is to create imaginary
friends or use the names of new friends that he knows you haven’t met.
next time he’s on one of his special lunches or dinners with “new
friends”, call him up and tell him you’re heading out with a few friends
too, but don’t tell him where you’re off to. Just tease him around for a
If he’s really out with his new girlfriend, there’s a good
chance that he’s going to be paranoid or even angry when you don’t tell
him where you’re heading to. After all, he wouldn’t want to be caught
with a steak knife for your perusal when you coincidentally enter the
#6 He needs a lot of privacy
Has your man
become a very private person all of a sudden? Does he walk into the
next room when he has to take a call from an unknown number? Or does he
actually walk out of the house and into the backyard or the street if
the television’s muted?
Seriously, what the heck is that supposed
to mean? Men can’t help but do that when they’re having a phone
conversation they shouldn’t be having. Take a peek and watch out for his
expressions. Is he blushing or smiling? Unless he walks back into the
room with some good news, it may mean bad news, for you.
On the other hand, if he closes the browser or shuts his laptop
all of a sudden when you walk by, he’s either watching dirty videos or
staring at his new sex machine’s picture or probably even chatting with her. No guy starts behaving suspiciously all of a sudden unless there is something suspicious in his life.
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